If your upbringing was anything like mine, there was one thing your mother stressed above all: the importance of always having clean underwear.
I know it's almost like a joke these days, but growing up I had to make sure I was leaving the house with a clean fresh pair of underpants on, or else the fates would conspire to make sure I was in some sort of accident which would cause me to need medical attention which would cause me to have to disrobe for the doctor, who would, in turn, see that I was not, in fact, wearing clean underpants. The fallout from this chain of events would be eternal shame not only on myself for having dirty underpants, but to my family, for having let me leave the house in such a state.
Nowadays, I have a somewhat different problem. Having been brought up as I was, I know I always am leaving the house in spic-and-span underwear, but in the past few weeks, a number of my pairs of underwear have bitten the dust. Or perhaps, more precisely, they have disintegrated into dust. That's the thing about men and their underwear: they will wear a pair until they literally cease to function as underwear anymore. Either way, it was time to re-stock my underwear drawer. For me, there is but one choice: Old Navy. I have been a fan of their boxers for almost as long as I've been wearing boxers, and I always appreciate the fact that they usually have somewhat more unique patterns that make their boxers a little more fun. Best of all, all patterned boxers are currently on sale for $5 a pair, which is nearly impossible to beat. So check them out, see if you can find a pair or two that best suits you (or your significant other). I'd let you all know what pattern I went with, but I'd rather leave that to your imagination. Generally, you have to at least buy me dinner before getting the chance to see my underpants.
I know it's almost like a joke these days, but growing up I had to make sure I was leaving the house with a clean fresh pair of underpants on, or else the fates would conspire to make sure I was in some sort of accident which would cause me to need medical attention which would cause me to have to disrobe for the doctor, who would, in turn, see that I was not, in fact, wearing clean underpants. The fallout from this chain of events would be eternal shame not only on myself for having dirty underpants, but to my family, for having let me leave the house in such a state.
Nowadays, I have a somewhat different problem. Having been brought up as I was, I know I always am leaving the house in spic-and-span underwear, but in the past few weeks, a number of my pairs of underwear have bitten the dust. Or perhaps, more precisely, they have disintegrated into dust. That's the thing about men and their underwear: they will wear a pair until they literally cease to function as underwear anymore. Either way, it was time to re-stock my underwear drawer. For me, there is but one choice: Old Navy. I have been a fan of their boxers for almost as long as I've been wearing boxers, and I always appreciate the fact that they usually have somewhat more unique patterns that make their boxers a little more fun. Best of all, all patterned boxers are currently on sale for $5 a pair, which is nearly impossible to beat. So check them out, see if you can find a pair or two that best suits you (or your significant other). I'd let you all know what pattern I went with, but I'd rather leave that to your imagination. Generally, you have to at least buy me dinner before getting the chance to see my underpants.
